So I'm at Grandy and Grampys house and like they keep ditching me so I thought I'd give a shout out!  So I'm also conducting a few interviews and the first one is my very special, sweet, baby brothy...

LOCKY: HI BROTHY!

BROTHY: hi lock, I'm a little busy with Boo

LOCKY: who gives?  why do you always ditch me?

BROTHY: you kind of freak me out locky...

LOCKY: why didn't you remember my birthday?

BROTHY: cause I wasn't around then.

LOCKY: thats stoopie...whats new?

BROTHY: Boo and Laquisha are...

LOCKY:  I don't want to talk about them...Do you still cuss?

BROTHY:  I still say the "H" word.

LOCKY: thats cool.  Do you still eat Nachos really late at night?

BROTHY:  The doctors tell me I need to start eating fat free cheese and fritos.

LOCKY:  Are you still Lactose Intolerant?

BROTHY:  Thats personal.  I'm LOCKY INTOLERANT!

Brothy was in a bad mood so I hung up.  I don't give.

Here are some answers to some common questions that people have about ME!

Whats your favorite color?

LOCKY:  doi! it's pinkish purple..

Do you cuss?

LOCKY: yes.  Oh by the way Grandy and Grampy do too.  I was looking in their fridge for something and I found an onion dip called "HELLUVA BODACIOUS ONION DIP".  So they cuss too.

Whats your favorite movie?

LOCKY:  Princess Diaries

Whats your favorite song?

LOCKY: I'm coming up so you better get this party started by PINK (doi)

Now, I'm going to interview Grands

LOCKY:  Am I your favorite?

GRANDS:  yes

LOCKY: Am I really cute?

GRANDS: yes

LOCKY: Do you think I'm the most talented in the fam?

GRANDS: yes

Now I'm going to interview Grampy

LOCKY:  Am I your favorite?

GRAMPY: of course

LOCKY: Am I cuter than Homey?

GRAMPY: yes

'NOUGH SAID!

I'm outie, 

Sweet baby Lockatoo tyre Nockadore Mash.