So I Married An Axe Murderer (1993)

Synopsis : A commitment phobic Beat Poet son of a retired Scottish San Francisco Butcher falls in love with a mysterious women who may or may not be an axe murderer who kills her husbands on their wedding nights.

Brothy's 3 Favorite Lines :

1. "Woman. Woe Man. Whoaaa Man. She was a thief, you better belief, she stole my heart and my cat. Hey Jane, Get me off of this crazy thing.called love. "
2. "Look at the size of that boys head. It's like an orange on a toothpick. It's got its own weather system. Head, go get the paper if you can, hauling that gargantuan cranium about.That was a bit off sides, wasn't it? He'll cry himself to sleep on his huge pillow."
3. "When I joined the force I thought it would be like Serpico, instead I'm like Fish from Barney Miller."

Brothy's 2 Favorite Scenes :

1. The Butcher shop scene, when Mike Myers shows how hilarious meat can be "Excuse Me, Could you get the school nurse. I had an accident in shop class."
2. Dad's Rant about the "Pentaverate" - "It's a little know fact, Sonny Jim, that there is a secret society made up of the 5 wealthiest people in the world who control everything, including the newspapers, that meat tri-annually at a secret mansion in Colorado know as 'The Meadows.'" "Who's on this Pentaverate?" "The Gettys, the Rothchilds, The Queen, the Vatican, and Colonel Sanders before he went tets up. Oh, I hated the colonel with his wee beady eyes, 'Oh, you're gonna eat my chicken.'" "Dad how could you hate the Colonel." "Because, he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly, smart ____!"

Brothy's Opinion in a Nutshell : This movie is great. It is usually not appreciated on the first viewing. I didn't get it or like it at first, but after a while it grows on you and you can't help but quote it constantly. The lines from this movie come in handy in our daily lives, as well. Watch it a few times you will see what I mean.

Extra Personal Trivia regarding this film: Amy and I had our first kiss while watching this movie. It was the scene where Mike Myers asks, "Have you ever done anything evil? So evil that you would say it was E-Ville - Like the Fru-its of the Devile."

Another Trivia Tidbit: My former band "Piper Down" took its name from a scene in this film.

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